/ @steike


A record

AAAA record

Fails with error code 5 (for all values of 5)

CNAME record for (like so); dashes for dots.

CNAME record for; double dashes for dashes. Yes, this is technically invalid.

Pick one IP at random (TTL 3s)

Switch IP at a given time (takes a unix timestamp). TTL 3s.

Log queries to a queue.

Return the query itself as a TXT record.

Complaints to @steike or @steike.